I had a great time this weekend surrounded by family and friends. There was one incident or shall I say DRAMA that happened and guess who was in it? YES ME!
I attended Aunt Mae's July 3rd party and there was an obnoxious guy, Gilbert. I would describe Gilbert as an OBNOXIOUS FAT DRUNK FUCK. I maybe said 2 words to him Hi and bye the entire day, Anyway I had gone out to the car to get my swimsuit when out of nowhere Gilbert flicks me with water and mumbles something. I in turn tell him "Your ass needs to calm down" as I pour my miller lite on his face. Well you would think this obnoxious FAT DRUNK F. Gilbert would get the picture right? He didn't he proceeded to rub himself and lick the beer from his face in a nasty way.
I under stood he was drunk and it wasn't a big deal to me. He just touched a nerve when he flicked water, listensing to this man talk for 8 hours about everything he didn't know, I guess ballooned to me pouring beer on him.
We have all been obnoxiously drunk at one point, I know I have and many buddies have forgiven me for stupid shit that came out of my ass but this guy is the KING OF Obnoxious fat drunk fuck's.
Back to Gilbert, he came into the house where Aunt Mae was and started to whine about what happened and called me a bitch. I wasn't in the room , so I wasn't aware of this till the end of the night. Aunt Mae decided to kick his ASS, just kidding! She spoke, he argued and there was going to be a FIGHT, A FIGHT ,but the kiddies got in it and he was asked to leave.
The funny thing is that I never said anything to anyone about this , Gilbert dug his own hole because he is an OBNOXIOUS FAT DRUNK FUCK!
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